Her er en liten tekst jeg har skrevet om henne:
When I first met Tess, I was a mess,
Didn’t even have a job, I was a slob,
with her I got blessed, feel refreshed,
so even though I played, almost strayed
She’s my number 1, untill the end of days,
Baby, please forgive my stupid ways,
I know you didn’t deserve the treatment,
Now my heart is bleedin’ such a stupid bein’,

I’m only lonely when I look around
and your not here for me too touch,
I’m only lonely when I think of you,
baby I miss you so much,

I thought you knew,
I’d never cheat on you or beat on you,
never ment to put this heat on you,
baby just see me trough,
It’s just me and you!
I love you boo’
Without you I have no clue of what to do,

I’m only lonely when I look around
and your not here for me too touch,
I’m only lonely when I think of you,
baby I miss you so much,

I can’t take bein’ apart from you,
there’s no other in my heart but you,
felt like I got a new start with you,
I wanna top the charts with you,

When it comes to bullshit, big-time major-league Bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims: – Religion
Think about it! Religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever ’til the end of time! – But He *loves* you.  -  George Carlin

Har alltid likt Joe Rogan, helt siden jeg så han på Fear Factor har jeg syns han var en morsom fyr. Han er også kommentator for UFC.

Jeg anbefaler deg å se “Talking Monkeys In Space” om du ikke allerede har gjort det! Rogan er utrolig morsom og kommer med noen poeng som får meg til å vri meg i sofaen av latter ihvertfal.

Kjøp den her.

Last ned torrent her.

Rogans hjemmeside finner du her.

Se en heftig film her: Twilight…. For Guys!!! – Watch more horror

Kunne ønske at tida å livet bare stoppa

Å at jeg aldri trengte å tenke på klokka

For stressende tider er’e  fa’an meg nok’a

Ja verden rundt meg den er så jævla fucka

Mens jeg prøver å få no meningsfylt ned på blokka

Blir småbarn i land rundt meg daglig poppa

Sorry ‘Pac men jeg tror lyset snart har slokka

Notorious Dre

Hvor digg hadde det ikke vært?

Bare se den spillelista..

[Intro]
Ayo Before I start this song man
I just want to thank everybody for being so patient
And baring with me over these last couple of years
While I figure this shit out

[Chorus - Kobe]
Is anybody out there?
It feels like I’m talkin to myself
No one seems to know my struggle
And everything I come from
Can anybody hear me?
It guess I keep talkin to myself
It feels like I’m going insane
Am I the one whose crazy?

Yeayah
Woah wah
Woah wah (oh oh oh oh oh)
Woah wah
Woah wah (oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh)

[Bridge - Eminem]
So why in the world do I feel so alone
Nobody but me, I’m on my own
Is there anyone out there
Who feels the way I feel
If there is then let me in so I know that I’m not the only one

[Eminem]
I went away I guess to open up some lanes
But there was no one who even knew what I was going through- growing pains
Hatred was flowing through my veins
On the verge of going insane
I almost made a song dissin Lil Wayne
It’s like I was jealous of him cause the attention he was gettin’
I felt horrible about myself
He was spittin and I wasn’t
Anyone who was buzzin back then coulda got it
Almost went at Kanye too
God it feels like I’m goin’ psychotic
Thank god that I didn’t do it
I would of had my ass handed to me
And I knew it but proof wasn’t here to see me through it
I’m in the booth poppin another pill tryna talk myself into it
Are you stupid? You gon’ start dissin people for no reason?
Especially when you can’t even write a decent punchline even
You’re lying to yourself, you’re slowly dying, you’re denying
Your health is declinging with your self esteem, you’re crying out for help

[Chorus - Kobe]

[Bridge - Eminem]

[Eminem]
Marshall you’re no longer the man, that’s a bitter pill to swallow
All I know is I’m wallowin self-loathing and hollow
Bottoms up on the pill bottle maybe I’ll hit my bottom tomorrow
My sorrow right goes in this hall though
But I must be talkin to the wall though
I don’t see nobody else ( I guess I keep talkin to myself)
But all these other rappers suck is all that I know
I’ve turned into a hater I’ve put up a false bravado
But Marshall is not a egomaniac that’s not his motto
He’s not a desperado he’s desperate it’s startin to bottle inside em
One foot on the brake one on the throttle
Fallin asleep with writers block in the parking lot of mcdonalds
But instead of feeling sorry for yourself do something about it
Admit you got a problem you brain is clouded you pouted long enough
It isn’t them it’s you you fuckin baby
Quit worrying about what they do and do Shady
I’m fucking going crazy

[Chorus - Kobe]

[Bridge - Eminem]

[Eminem]
So I pick myself off the ground and fuckin slam before I drown
Hit my bottom so hard I bounce twice suffice this time around
It’s different them last two albums didn’t count
Encore I was on drugs, Relapse I was flushing em out
I’ve come to make it up to you no more fucking around
I’ve got something to prove to fans I feel like I let em down
So please accept my apology I finally feel like I’m back to normal
I feel like me again-
Let me formally reintroduce myself to you for those of you who don’t know
The new mes back to the old me and homie I don’t show no
Signs of slowin up, pullin up, blowin up, all over no mo
My life is no longer a movie but the shows aint over homos
I’m back with a vengeance homie Weezy keep ya head up
TI keep ya head up, Kanye keep ya head up
Don’t let up, just keep slayin em
Rest in Peace to DJ AM
Cause I know what it’s like
I struggle with this shit every single day

[Chorus - Kobe]

[Bridge - Eminem]

Spotify: Eminem – Talkin’ 2 Myself